Black No. 1

When someone tells you to calm your tits:

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(Source: chinkymonster)

Am I the only one whos never seen a pizza delivery girl?

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I was a pizza delivery girl. ;)

When people get mad at you for correcting their grammar.

When the bitch you hate speaks:

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What you wanna do
 
But all you really do is
 

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(Source: darth-sayder)